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After seeing a bunch of love and hate reviews, nothing in the middle. I went and saw Green Lantern for myself. After it finished, I found myself stunned at how well the movie was done. Then today, I saw this at Yahoo!, http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reuters.com/green-lantern-falls-short-box-office-reuters. So I skimmed through the comments and came to the conclusion as to why this is happening.

A) Ryan Reynolds

Apparently this guy does a lot of comedic roles. So because of that, everyone is complaining that they won’t go see the movie because it “has” to be awful. That there’s no way to he can be taken seriously. You know what, that’s crap and their logic for not watching it is crap. He did a fantastic job playing his character. You know, I’m sure these same morons are the ones who thought Jim Carry couldn’t do a serious role when the movie “The Truman Show” had originally released.

B) Not enough action

I can’t help but overstate that anyone who believes there’s not enough action in the movie is a complete moron. Do you know how to captivate an audience? You don’t have people going around blasting each other every second the freaking film. You give it a story and then action, then more story for the build-up of when the next action scene starts. If you just go around fighting all the time, it’s boring and repetitive like the show “Dragon Ball Z.”‘

C) Too many superhero movies

At this point, why don’t you just go ahead *bleep*. No really, if you’ve come to the point where you’re so cynical of a brand of movies, that while they may follow a trend, actually have a plot and storyline that’s entertaining. Just screw off. No one wants your opinion except for the other just as sad and cynical losers such as yourself. Why don’t you go and watch some Penguins dancing in “3D.”

D) Predictable plotline

So what? It’s a superhero movie. And by standards, superhero movies must follow this formula in one way or another. 1) How they get their powers, 2) Enemy appears, 3) Superhero gets defeated somehow, 4) Superhero defeats enemy, 5) Gets girl. I mean, what the hell did you expect? While they may follow along these lines, the character development for each is unique to the characters; And the plotline in-between is completely its own. This really just boils back to C, stop being cynical. Go watch the episode of South Park entitled “You’re Getting Old.” Which coincidentally, at the time of this posting, was actually the latest episode of South Park to come out. But it couldn’t be anymore correct about cynical assholes.

All-in-all though, if you are one of these cynical people, I ask you. Why do you not just enjoy life? Why do you so strongly feel that you need to voice your negative opinions? When I don’t like something, I might say I don’t like it, but I never tell anyone not to go ahead and watch it for themselves and form an opinion. I don’t go, “this movie sucks if you watch it u SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (That’s how those who tend to voice their negative opinions tend to write things out. With their awful grammar and inability to use the shift key, commas, and periods.) With this, I conclude that this post will likely never get a comment, or if it does, will come from someone who visits here frequently and not a visitor who found it from a Google search link. Which is too bad, because I’m completely correct.

That said, I hopefully gained some sort of higher ratings to my site, especially from bots.